From as far back as I can remember, it's been a family tradition to have hard-boiled egg face-offs during this particular season. The victor gets to say "I win" with an intact egg and the loser gets to eat the one that's cracked. To the victor go the spoils (but apparently not the egg)!
Enjoy the grid. I'm working without a net today (no tester or proofreader or some-bunny to check it), so I hope it's okay. :)